Fri 17 Oct 2008
Caring for the Killer Bees
Posted by laup under Cat Lore, Meditations, Outbreak, Weirdie
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Back at the Honeycomb Hideout, Blink and Frankie were able to fend off The Invaders and keep the Krell Furnaces running on time. We brought a shell-shocked Michael back from the kennel services.
It appears the combination of an orderly routine and over exposure to multiple ani-mani-mals cured him of his intruder-torpedo hit of neurotic behavior. He was back in full operating condition and ready to surround the Hideout with peace love and Meow-Bombs.
While we unpacked and recovered from our vacation, I got to thinking. Those bees probably won’t be lasting long, what six weeks? And I would be a real jerk if I let them run down into the ground, much as I need their aggression to keep the beat down at bay while I repair and recharge my battered starship of the imagination.
What that new breed of bees needs is a home. A place to make a nest and grow into a healthy hive of killer bees! Okay, so they bite and sting and rip and tear. But they work twice as hard and make twice as much honey. They’re hardier and more dedicated than your ordinary honeybee. I say I should give them a chance.
And the best place for a hive of killer bees is a nice secluded nook or cranny in the brain stem of the imagination, or a real world location that evokes that confluence between worlds. I’m sure that little side room in the basement would be a perfect place for the bees. They can get out through the ventilation system. Isn’t that what all monsters do?
Yeah, what am I doing caring for dangerous imaginary insects right? Well, if you ever saw that scary movie Willard (the original), about a guy who takes care of rats and trains them to kill people he doesn’t like. Or you saw the sequel, Ben, about a boy who bonds with the rats post-Willard and gives them his help. That’s why. I have a soft spot for “vermin” and “pests”, because they are tough and mean. I relate to them.
You never hear about the Queen of the killer bees, or her consorts. But her story has got to be in there somewhere. And her bees might be buffalo soldiers, stolen from Africa. Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival.
It’s all about the caring and sharing. A moment of surrender, which a lifetime of prudence can never retract. Those bees will check out the night flowers and make the sweet, sweet honey while I hide them from the idiots on parade.
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