Fri 21 Nov 2008
That’s The Way You Do It
Posted by laup under Discussion, Meditations, Outbreak, Playtime, Weirdie
[6] Comments
I would say living in a haunted house and unable to leave counts as being “up a tree”. The adventure clues seem to point to a need to go further than ‘spending a night in a haunted house’. It’s almost like a mystery play, with the experience akin to spending a night in the woods to prove your readiness to become an adult.
But to go beyond the transformative journey implies something else. I’m thinking of a role as a mediator between the two worlds. I’m feeling there’s more to it than that. There isn’t just the shaman or the chief who tells the tribe how to live in harmony with the supernatural. There’s the fighter who takes decisive action, and the artist who manifests joy.
And there is the idiot who doesn’t belong anywhere. Who roams to and fro as they please. Many times the fool is a victim, or a stranger who is not appreciated or wanted. The dunderhead makes mistakes and messes up despite the best of intentions.
Out of nowhere, I think of Punch. The beak-nosed, hunchbacked, slapstick fellow from Punch and Judy shows. I start looking up this character, and it’s as if I’m discovering a part of myself that has been sitting in an attic waiting for me.
For those not in the know, Punch is a character in a puppet show that originated (as far as is known) in Italy, took root in England and became an institution, and was very popular in the states at one time. The show goes up and down in popularity and goes through changes according to the times.
The show consists of a puppeteer who stands inside a tall, portable, makeshift stage. The puppeteer manipulates the puppets to tell various aspects of Punch’s story while soliciting responses from the audience. The show is performed for both kids and adults, with the tone of the show depending on the mood of the puppeteer and the audience.
The puppeteer, called a “professor”, uses a secret technique to give Punch a distinct voice. Punch is a violent, loathsome fellow who goes about smacking the other characters of the show on the head with a big stick. Usually to the line of “that’s the way you do it.” The various characters can include:
- Judy: Punch’s wife. Thus, the show is called “Punch and Judy”.
- The Baby: Punch’s infant with Judy.
- The Policeman: Tries to arrest Punch for his crimes.
- The Alligator: Tries to eat Punch.
- Pretty Polly: Attractive woman Punch tries to get on with.
- The Ghost: Tries to scare Punch.
- The Doctor: Tries to cure Punch of his ills.
- The Hangman: Tries to hang Punch for his crimes.
- The Devil: Tries to make Punch pay for his crimes.
The show can be quite vulgar, and it can also be goofy fun, depending on how the professor plays it. I’ve never been one for puppets, but the whole world of Punch seems so darn interesting, it draws me in with the temptation to take it up for myself.
The slapstick (a stick that makes a slap sound when it hits someone) Punch uses to do the other characters in comes forward in my mind. That must be the arcane stick I was seeing earlier. There are some schools of thought that Punch is descended from a mystery play from ancient times, and that his story represents moral lessons and catharsis of an incredibly civilized kind. So it makes sense that the Hek-mail was trying to get that across in a mystical, magical sort of way.
In a psychic sense, the slapstick must be the tool I’ll need to help the monsters. And it might be what I need to delve into the haunted house. Of course, it’s Mr. Punch’s slapstick and not mine, and coaxing him into letting me borrow it might prove interesting. Well, as long as the audience gets a laugh out of it, I suppose it’s all good.
This could get real weird.
ok. we’re at it again.
you’re writing about slapstick.
i’m writing about wands.
this could get real weird.
🙂
ah, b,
another famous stick: the zen master’s. KATZ!!!!!!!!
here’s three letters to a beginner from zen master seung sahn.
this guy had his mojo together. in a big big way.
http://www.kwanumzen.com/primarypoint/v04n1-1987-winter-dssn-threeletterstoabeginner.html
xo in practice,
x
ok, a good part. about HIT.
as far as zen goes HIT or KATZ! has something to do with our attachment to words.
“So throw away all opinions, all likes and dislikes, and only keep the mind that doesn’t know. This is very important. Don’t know mind is the mind that cuts off all thinking. When all thinking has been cut off, you become empty mind. This is before thinking. Your before thinking mind, my before thinking mind, all people’s before thinking minds are the same. This is your substance. Your substance, my substance, and the substance of the whole universe become one. So the tree, the mountain, the cloud and you become one. Then I ask you: Are the mountain and you the same or different? If you say “the same,” I will hit you thirty times. If you say “different,” I will still hit you thirty times. Why?
The mind that becomes one with the universe is before thinking. Before thinking there are no words. “Same” and “different” are opposite words; they are from the mind that separates all things. That is why I will hit you if you say either one. So what would be a good answer? If you don’t understand, only keep don’t know mind for a while, and you will soon have a good answer. If you do, please send it to me.
You asked why I use words to teach, if understanding through words is impossible. Words are not necessary. But they are very necessary. If you are attached to words, you cannot return to your true self. If you are not attached to words, soon you will attain enlightenment. So if you are thinking, words are very bad. But if you are not thinking, all words and all things that you can see or hear or smell or taste or touch will help you. So it is very important for you to cut off your thinking and your attachments to words.
Here is a poem for you:
Buddha said all things have Buddha-nature.
Joju said the dog has no Buddha-nature.
Which one is correct?
If you open your mouth, you fall into hell.
Why?
KATZ!!!
Clouds float up to the sky;
rainfalls down to the ground.
Sincerely yours,
S. S.”
I like “don’t know mind”, that about sums up my life a lot these days. Or, as Jeero the Ugly Doll says:
“Maybe they think his red nose means he’s Jeero the wise. Well he’s not! What time is it? Jeero has no idea. How do you get from here to there? Don’t ask…Jeero doesn’t know! Jeero just wants to sit on the couch with you and eat some snacks.”
My fave zen exercise is a dot, with the text, “Connect the dots.”
i like ‘if you open your mouth you will fall into hell’
and i like jeero! is he a commedia guy? he sounds very cool.
SNACKS!!
zero makes a lot of people nervous. for good reason.
and:
oh wait,
SNACKS!!
It’s the truth Xtine. Open your mouth…
“Teacher, why do we have to….”
SNACKS!!
It will scare the squattle-dee-doo out of you! In Japan, I heard it written as KATSU, but it comes out KATZ. In a socially complex world, that kind of sudden outburst literally shocks you into awareness. No fooling.
Don’t know mind.
Oh, Jeero is an ugly doll. Whenever our mind gets filled with questions…
SNACKS!!